I don’t understand why I have to wear a bra all the time just because others are afraid of them in their natural state. Them being the boobs, of course. 


Get to know me meme [4/5] favourite movies
↳ The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001-2003)

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire power. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all.

She’s Probably Straight™


from the makers of And There’s No Way To Casually Ask 

I’m 21 and my mom is pretty nervous cause I’m not married / never dated (specifically a boy). I don’t know how to tell her I find girls to be super beautiful and some guys to be extraordinarily hot, but the only thing that excites me sexually are Arby’ and red lobster commercials.


Me when boys hit on me

HaHaha same. Oh wait. No one hits on me. So in theory….

(Source: the-last-wish)


“I find Lana Parrilla to be SO goddamn sexy”

*** everybody ***


I find Lana Parrilla to be SO goddamn sexy”

*** everybody ***


"Sickly Sweet"
April 1st.


"Sickly Sweet"

April 1st.

the first.

It’s probably nothing

But when I see her, my day is ten times better

I notice when she leaves her hair curly and when she makes it straight

I noticed when she stopped wearing her purple coat

And how her grin is the most beautiful

It’s probably nothing

But I can’t stop smiling when she talks to me

And I think she knows that

I play it cool and collected

But we laugh cause I don’t get it quite right

It’s probably nothing

But my face gets red when she talks to me

Thanks body, for having my back

Today her face was red too

I wonder what that means

It’s probably nothing

But I dream that it exists beyond my mind

And the worst part is that it could be

Something, that is.


The problem with having big curly hair is this: sometimes it decides to look “cute” (aka little girl like) when I want it to look sexy and other times, it decides to be “big and sexy” when really all I want is to go to the gym.
Real talk time

I like when my cat licks my hands but it goes from licking to biting so quickly- sad okay? I just end up sad…. And bitten.